Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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