dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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