This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I still have a little drunk in my system
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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