She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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