I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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