D3 body, D1 cock
actually, I'm a sock model
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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