i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This is my gift to your gina
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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