I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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