wat bout pragnant strippers??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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