He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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