kristin has been a bad kristin
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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