If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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