Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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