What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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