yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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