i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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