i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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