I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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