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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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