Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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