you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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