I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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