i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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