Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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