we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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