I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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