At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
How's work?
Spinning.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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