what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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