idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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