i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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