Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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