Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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