he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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