i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
