So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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