Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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