I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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