We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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