Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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