Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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