I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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