I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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