he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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