At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
