Banned from zoo.
Again?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
