So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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