So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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