Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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