okay pat passed out under dana's car
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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