what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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