My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just blew my weed a kiss
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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