I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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