idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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