Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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