Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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