I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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